Disturbing trends in VLPing: Bimmers (V).

The night was humid. The parking garage was dimly lit. Det. Joe Gumshoe was hot on the tracks of the suspect. He had tracked him down by his license plate. Arpege it read, Arpege.

What a geek, what a geek.

So there you have it, I'm an author too. Of reeeeally bad detective stories. But who cares. You're not here for my writing. Or maybe you are. But not for fiction. Or so you think. Who knows?

Here's yet another bimmer with VLP's. In this case, it's an older model. Probably late 80's 3 series convertible. Red. It screams 'mid-life crisis'. Or 'geeky musician'. Or 'geeky musician in the middle of a mid-life crisis'. I seriously wonder what the deal is with bimmers and VLP's. It's strange how democratic ego reinforcement through VLPing is amongst BMW owners. Are all BMW owners that insecure?