Where do you think I come from?

Hmm, let's see.

Could it be, erm, ahm, ehem. Or maybe, ahm. No, that's just too obvious.

Well, it seems our friend here is the proud son of a neapolitan family. 1st., 2nd. generation american, maybe?

Maybe so. If he followed the same logic as our friend Nikkei, he would be driving ... a Fiat, or an Alfa Romeo, even a Lancia. Hard to tell.

I doubt it, though. None of those companies make gas-guzzling SUV w/ V8 engines and 3rd row seats. This is as close as he would get should he choose to drive a truly Italian car. Somehow, I don't see it happening.